Completely Off-Topic: I'm hilarious

My sister found this log of a conversation we had possibly years ago:

Fake Radish says: 
S'mores make me ill 
Erin says: 
Its because you're not hardcore 
Fake Radish says: 
I remember eating them at Brownie camp and feeling like I got salmonella. 
Fake Radish says: 
So I haven't eaten them since! 
Erin says: 
what does salmonella feel like? 
Fake Radish says: 
Pretty bad, you get this odd fishy odor fumigating from your intestines 
Fake Radish says: 
Making you nauseated 
Erin says: 
lol 
Fake Radish says: 
It's a terrible thing. : < 
Erin says: 
sweetie i dont think salmonella means 'salmon in your belly' 
Fake Radish says: 
Of course it does! There's also tunaberculosis 
Erin says: 
ahaha 
Fake Radish says: 
And the Carp. : < 
Fake Radish says: 
I gots the carp. 
Fake Radish says: 
And fishyllis 
Erin  says: 
you're so funny 
Fake Radish says: 
I also have crabs. 

Luckily, this is just the tip of the WIT ICEBURG.